1. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"-Kevin Nash (screaming like a pussy seconds after tearing his quad....man what a bitch.)
2. "This bitch will get shot by me"-Silencer T3(he actually said that to me)
3. "Hey you wanna go to the hospital?"-Matt Vanfaggot. (When he wanted to fight Adam Millweed in Mr B's class. Seriously one of the funniest moments of the year)
4. "You guy's wouldn't know a dildo if it hit you in the face"-Mr. Rico(Rico exclaims to a startled class which he claims "wouldn't know what to do with a dildo"
5. "I am no feeble christ, not me he hangs in glib delight upon his cross above my body christ forgive. forgive? i vomit for you jesu shit forgive down now from your cross down now from your papal heights from the churlish suicide, petulant child down from those pious heights royal flag bearer, goat, billy i vomit for you forgive? shit he forgives he hangs in crucified delight nailed to the extent of his vision his cross, his manhood, violence, guilt, sin he would nail my body upon his cross suicide visionary, death reveller rake, rapist, lifefucker, jesu earthmover, christus, gravedigger you dug the pits of auschwitz the soil of treblinka is your guilt your sin, master, master of gore, enigma your carry the standard of our oppression enola is your gaiety the bodies of hiroshima are your delight the nails are the only trinity hold them in your corpsey gracelessness the image i have had to suffer the cross is the virgin body of womanhood that your defile you nail yourself to your own sin lamearse jesus calls me sister there are no words for my contempt every woman is a cross in his filthy theology in his arrogant delight he turns his back upon me in his fear he dare not face me. fearfucker share nothing you christ sterile, impotent, fucklove prophet of death you are the ultimate pornography in your cuntfear, cockfear, manfear, womanfear, unfair warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare jesus died for his own sins, not mine!"-Penny Rimbaud (Crass)
6. "There are only two things that I cant stand, and thats people who aren't tolerant of other people's cultures and the dutch!"-Nigel Powers(said it right in front of Goldmember)
7."Hey Colin, I loved you on Mad TV"-Jim Serpico(Colin Quinn was on SNL NOT Mad Tv)
8. "I grew up"-James Schostack
9. "How's you vision now!?"-Adam Ferrara(seconds after KO'ing the fag director on Contest Searchlight after he told Adam he wanted a little more gayer from him in his role)
10."All women are whores in some respect, might as well help a nigga out."-Repetence247
11. "I'm a fucking icon"-proZed
12." Wanna get high?"-Towely
13."High Fives are the leading cause of cancer...not cell phones"-WebMD
14."Sorry Mr. Campos, I don't swing that way"-proZed(seconds after Campos excailmed we were "going to get it")
15. "No i dont believe in the police force...police brutality isn't a dream."-Revy
16. "In my house we call them uh-ohs"-Ralph Wiggum(after Smokey the Bear told him only he can prevent forest fires")
17."Do You have porn?" "yes and no" "what does that mean?" "yes"-Revy asks proZed for porn.
18." We could kill everyone"-David Della Rocco
19. "Freedom, cherish it, appreciate it, protect it."-annonymous
20. "People don't really appreciate something until it's gone. Your flag you fly it, but do you really appreciate it. Probably not, and if you do, you could more. If you do not cherish your flag we will take it. You will get a new one, and that one you will fly with more pride than ever before, because of us. For California ."-proZed
21."Shoplifting is a victimless crime, just like punching someone ins the dark."-Nelson Muntz
22. "Why dont you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here."-Barkeep from Boondock Saints
23."HOLD ON TO YOUR GRITS!!! (AS SPICYFOOD123 TAKES A VERY HARD LEFTHAND TURN)"
24. "If you sit on your hand until it's numb and then you jerk off, it feels like you're being jerked off by someone else"-Unknown
25. "dont sit on my sandwitch !" Tae Kwon Do Judge
26. "pretty much everyone is a child molestor nowadays am i the only fucking one that's normal anymore?"-proZed/Eminem
27. "flip ya on the catch side"-Spicyfood123
28."Do me a favor, just put your hand down my pants so it can give me something to think about tonight when I'm doing myself"-Howard Stern
29. "Chicks Rox"- retarded broads from THHS
30. "Time flies when you're up to your nuts in half naked girls"-Jimmy Kimmel
31."California....you lose your soul out there"- annonymous
32."This girl is going to kill herself because of me."-Repentence247
33."Where's the fun in civility?"-Repetence247
34."there is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they cant get away"-Dave Attel
35."does the size of a guys penis really matter girls?(girls cheer loudly) oh well i guess the whores have spoken"-Dave Attel
36."Real Acid?"-Radioactive Man
37."My eyes the goggles do nothing!"-Radioactive man
38."Teriyaki bowls = heaven in a fucking bowl"-proZed
39."Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering"-Yoda
40."I fucking hate this store"-Me walking out of hot topic.
41."one time i saw two birds doing it at disneyland"-proZed
42.."Un-fucking-believable"-proZed looking at "chicks rox" written on the floor during thhs battle of the sexes week 2002
43."Revy: hmm
Revy: check your email
Revy: o make sure
Revy: i sent a few out withing the last few weeks
proZed: i check my mail everyday
proZed: i have no life" - Revy and DigitalSaint conversing about the worlds economic woes
44."pussy is one of the most wonderful tasting meats in the world..........the fresher the better.............:)" - Revy
45. "first the monkey jumps into the sea, and he becomes a sea monkey, then he jumps into a chocloalte and he is a....chocolate sea monkey" - proZed's little brother commenting on the evolution of a monkey to a chocolate sea monkey. My little brother rules.
46."I fucking hate british people because of Monty Python's flying circus"-proZed
47."6 and sliding. They are terrible live, anyone who says otherwise either hasnt really seen them live or is just blinded because they like the album so much."- proZed commenting on a rate The Used on a scale of 1-10 thread
48."If Jonah was dead he'd be rolling over in his grave. Wearing a onelinedrawing shirt and a headband like that. what were u thinking? I hope you choke." proZed signing an online petition to get some douche bag to stop wearing a headband.
49."a kid wearing a head band? can we say richard simions "- Las Papas
50."You fuck with me you fucking with the best" - Tony Montana...Scarface kicks your ass
51.proZed: u remember how some scientists cloned a sheep a few years ago?
proZed: apparently it died
Las Pappas: really
Las Pappas: is that good or bad?
proZed: i dunno
proZed: i laughed
proZed: lol
proZed: they had a picture of the sheep right there
proZed: i dont think it means anything
proZed: i mean its only a sheep
proZed: how long do sheep live anyways?
proZed: no one knows
proZed: cause no one cares
proZed: dumb sheep, theyre not even a real animal anyways - the very cool proZed conversing with the always cool Las Pappas...oh man we're so cool.
52."So the other day i found a dead cockroach in my house, thats kinda disheartening. What kind of shithole do I live in when the cockroaches die off natural causes?"- some comedian guy
53."Bah we'll get our sno core tickets next week, its not like its going to sell out or anything"- proZed
54."Oh Jesus"- proZed after finding out sno core sold out before he got his tickets.
55."weezer sucks"- proZed
56."Feburary 04th- What up bitches? New update just in time for valentines day cause im fucking cool like that. Yo yo yo i got the 5 0 on this sheat. booyeah. so here is the deal. I added some quizzotes(quotes for u whack people) and they are fuckin tight yo. Ill. Fo sho. Plus i added a link. check that shit crackas. proZed out like a motherfuckin riot."- proZed breakin it down old skool for ya bitches
57."We are the coolest, nonviolent army in the world....except china"- proZed telling congress how mad cool the cSm is.
58. "I'm seriously thinking about hitting Avril with a skateboard, i mean look at her, she doesn't even skate. freakin poser." - Las Pappas
59."proZed says:
listen to the blood brothers and dance around all fagly
Repetence247says:
:\
proZed says:
thats what im doin
proZed says:
minus the dancing
Repetence247says:
youre a fukcing weirdo" - proZed and repetence247 being cool
60. audience member: Jimmy if you had the choice between Pamela Anderson for one night of free spaghetti for a year what would you choose? Jimmy:Honestlty...id choose the spaghetti because it doesn't have Hepititus C. -Jimmy Kimmel and an audience member during the Q&A segment of the Man Show
61. theGlassJAw88: hey dude! so you're like fucking me in that whole mortal kombat ebay deal right? dude not cool. :-(
62. "Holy Crip! It's a Crapple!"- Peter Griffin
63."A still from the video to Mighty Little Man (in progress). I had to run a lot. A lot. I was pretty tired by the end. Those are really my arm muscles. Some people accused me of hiring hamsters to run around on my upper body and pretend to be arm muscles. But as an honorary member of Hamster Local #848, I would never employ hamsters to do anything but sing." - Steve Burns
64."I stab a brutha in the throat with a butta knice for firsticuffs" - A brutha
